What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 23:43

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
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Live and Let Die
Moonraker
Octopussy
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